Christopher Moore...and thus he found his single source of joy in the society of other people: frightening the girls with his penis.
About This Quote
When you are young, you go through a phase where sex is something that you really want to experience. For some, it may be the only thing they want in life. However, when you don’t have any luck in finding someone who wants to sleep with you, the only thing that is left for you to do is find ways to satisfy yourself. This can often involve getting naked with other men or giving handjobs in public places.
One of the most memorable moments in history was when Thomas Jefferson got caught having sex in his own home with one of his slaves. The girl he was having sex with had been captured by the French and brought back to the United States. Jefferson’s slave was eventually freed, but his name was never revealed.
He was called Tom and he enjoyed the attention from women and men alike for decades afterwards.
Source: Sacra Bleu: A Comedy Dart
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